i really said this - in all sincerity - and it took the looks on peoples faces for me to realise that what i had said was BAAADDDD

like really bad.

we were in the pub (again, but the weather is so poo there really is nothing else to do) and AAA was sayin that he hadn't had sex for ages and that it had been so long that he really didn't even think he would ever have sex again. i wasn't sure if this was a ploy or a real revelation so i decided to make it about me (obviously)

Me: I haven't had sex for ages either
AAA: You slept with that english guy with the muscles last week
Me: Yea, i've slept with people but i meant i haven't done it with anyone i like for ages
AAA: Whore